River is my name and being classy is my game. Primp me, pamper me, and parade me around. I’m sure to be the talk of the town. I do not leave the house unless I know I’m best dressed. Once you meet me, you’ll forget the rest. I always turn heads when I’m walking down the street. I’m always adored by … everyone I meet. I just cannot wait to join your family. Hurry and call; be sure to pick me!